IDEOLOGY SHIT LIST

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say "Shit happens."
Buddhism: Shit happens, but not really.                                                                                                
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Baptist: When shit happens, everybody will go to Hell except us.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Unitarian: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Jehovah's Witness: [KNOCK KNOCK] Shit happens.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics, p.157
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit!
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happened, maybe not.
Atheism: I can't believe this shit.
Nihilism: No shit.